Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Someone came in the potted fern
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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