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i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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