I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
The uberlube is also flammable
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
