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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude that chick in the corner just threw up

(201): View more from New Jersey

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(254): View more from Texas

oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick

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(248): View more from Michigan

Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?

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(914): View more from New York

She's been drunk for three days now

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Like three straight days. 72 hours

(914): View more from New York

She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey

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(802): View more from Vermont

Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster

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(323): View more from California

I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?

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