I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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