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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.

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  "I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  if you just come over, i will entertain you

  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?

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  Please tell me those aren't related.

  (636): View more from Missouri

  I made rice.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Also fuck yeah conspiracy

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no

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