So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
drinking out of a sandbucket again
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
We need a shit load of segways right now
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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