So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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