O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
