i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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