dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
she woke up with a sticky ear
found the other keg... it's in the tree
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Operation Purity has been aborted
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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