I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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