at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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