I look better un-naked...
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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