accomplished twins. life is a go
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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