I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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