And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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