doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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