we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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