Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
her vagine was all disorganized.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
