you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
The air taste purple.
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