I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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