What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
