You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
My nipple is on Facebook.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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