S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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