we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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