Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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