Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Randomize
