I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
pray to the hookup gods
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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