just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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