i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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