How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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