So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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