Plan B is the new Plan A
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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