There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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