Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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