at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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