so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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