oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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