I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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