so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
the liver wants what the liver wants
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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