Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have feelings that need drinking.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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