Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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