They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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