do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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