I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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