I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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