is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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