how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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