Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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