Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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